The best sex locations
Do you want to know the best places to have sex? Look no further – here is your fun and frisky guide to the best locations for having sex outside of the bedroom.
Sex at a wedding
When you ask most sex experts to rank the five places you really ought to have sex they all inevitably say somewhere you can get caught; yawn. We’ve heard it all before. To get really turned on you have to have sex somewhere where you can get caught by a lot of people, which is why a wedding is the perfect place to up the ante. Not only are there at least 100 or so people, you’ll know a lot of them, which pretty much maxes out the risk factor and will give you a huge shot of adrenalin. If you’re still not convinced about the erotic benefits of having sex at a wedding, remember everyone will be looking their best and there will be lots of pretty girls and gorgeous guys to choose from. Plus a wedding is full of secret little hideaways and plush furnishings so you and your date can get it on in style and, fingers crossed, without actually getting caught.
Sex beneath the stars
It sounds cheesy, but having sex beneath the stars makes for out-of-this-world sex. Sometimes it can be easy to get caught up in the kinky side to sex and it can be good to occasionally cut the act and make it all about you and your girl or guy. The best place to have sex when going for a starlit backdrop is outside; preferably in your garden or on a private balcony. Remember to pack a blanket and some cushions though or you could end up with a bruised behind. If you don’t go in for the whole Mother Nature scene then stay indoors. You could always have sex beneath a skylight or even (cringe) on the backseat of a car. Although these aren’t the most romantic of options hopefully the cosmos will strike some of the starry-eyed wonder back into you both. To take the romance up a level, look into one another’s eyes for a minute or so; it will help you both appreciate who you are having sex with and why.
Sex on a washing machine
Who says washing machines are just for getting things clean? Make full use of your utensil by using it to get filthy with your partner. A washing machine is one of the greatest and most innocent looking sex toys around, which can be a whole lot of fun for both the ladies and the gents. Firstly, switch your machine on. The spin cycle works best. The girl can either perch on the machine, using it as a chair, whilst the guy does his thing, or the girl can bend over the appliance, with her stomach laying flat on the machine top, whilst she is taken from behind. The latter is probably the best option if you want to please both parties, as the vibrations will rock through you both, bringing blood to those all important areas and making them much more sensitive.
Sex on a desk
Be honest – you must have thought about having steamy sex on your desk. Doing it at a work station fulfils most people’s sexy secretary fantasy and there are reasons why it made it onto the five places you have to have sex list. Firstly, when at work most of us adopt a new persona. We become harder and sharper. Therefore when you hitch up your skirt or shimmy out of your work suit and get it on over your desk, these new dominant personality traits should emerge; making the sex that little bit wilder. Not only is sex on a desk great for bringing forth your more dominant self, it’s also great ergonomically. You can try out several decent positions safely on a desk and achieve some great, pleasure-inducing angles comfortably.
Sex on a Swiss ball
Sex swings are great for the fanatic, but for the average guy or girl they’re intimidating, expensive and difficult to disguise from your neighbours. However, an innocent looking Swiss ball can easily be passed off as a piece of fitness equipment and it’s just as good for your sex life as installing a sex swing. You can use the Swiss ball for lots of different positions. The guy can sit down on the ball as if it’s a chair, whilst the girl rides him in a reverse cowgirl position. Or you can position the ball against a wall, whilst the girl lays with her back on the ball and the guy goes on top. Feel free to get creative with the Swiss ball as there are lots of different things you can try out at home. A handy tip when using a Swiss ball for sex is to deflate it slightly, so that the ball is not completely full of air. Having a softer ball will make it easier to manipulate and manoeuvre and you’ll be less likely to have a not-so-sexy Swiss ball accident.
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